Everything Was Perfect at My Wedding onFebruary

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Everything Was Perfect at My Wedding onFebruary

Everything Was Perfect at My Wedding …Then My Groom Ruined It With a Joke

Months before our wedding, we were lying on the couch, scrolling through videos on his phone, when he suddenly burst out laughing—one of those loud, careless laughs that fills a room.

I looked up at the screen. A groom had just dropped his bride into a pool during their wedding photos. Guests screamed. The comments were exploding.

Epic prank.
She’ll remember this forever.

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